- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: [as the sheep bit Ehrlich and running away] Whoa. Oh no, she bit me.
- Dr. Mark Craig: You moron. Make like a sheepdog and go corral her.
- [a car horn honks outside the emergency room. Elliot investigates, finding a pickup truck outside]
- Dr. Elliot Axelrod: Hey, excuse me, sir! Ambulance parking only, OK?
- Dr. Mark Craig: Guess again, numb-nuggets.
- [Elliot is surprised as a sheep stands up in the truck's bed]
- Dr. Mark Craig: Well don't just stand there, give the teamster a hand with the tailgate.
- Dr. Elliot Axelrod: Dr. Craig, what's going on?
- Dr. Mark Craig: I'm implanting the Craig 9000 into the sheep today.
- Dr. Elliot Axelrod: Sir, my father's a vet if you'd like a consult.
- Dr. Mark Craig: Only about whether to have you neutered.