"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" Image in the Sand (TV Episode 1998) - Armin Shimerman as Quark

Quark : [about Sto-vo-kor] Imagine what it must be like - hordes of rampaging Klingons, fighting and singing, sweating and belching.

Doctor Bashir : Sounds like this place on a Saturday night.

Quark : Would *you* want to spend eternity here?
Chief O'Brien : Apparently there is a way for Worf to ensure that Jadzia gets into Sto-vo-kor. He has to win a great battle in her name.

Quark : I could let him beat me at tongo.

Chief O'Brien : Not good enough - unless he has to carve his way through a hundred Jem'Hadar to get to the table.
Vic Fontaine : The band is threatening to quit.

Quark : They can't quit. They're holograms.

Vic Fontaine : They don't know that!
Quark : So, what did you find out?

Chief O'Brien : That you should never try to match drinks with a Klingon.
[O'Brien, Bashir and Quark talk about Worf who thinks that Jadzia has not gone into Sto-vo-kor]

Doctor Bashir : What makes him think she's not in Sto-vo-kor?

Chief O'Brien : Well, for one thing, she never ate the heart of one of her enemies.

Quark : She always was a little squeamish.

Chief O'Brien : And secondly, she didn't die in glorious battle.

Quark : You mean, being murdered by a Pah-wraith in cold blood doesn't count?
Quark : You want to get Jadzia into Sto-vo-kor - fine, fine, I'm all for it. But can't you do something more sensible? Make a donation in her name, or bribe someone.

Doctor Bashir : It doesn't work that way, Quark.

Armin Shimerman: Quark