Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)
Looking for Par'Mach in All the Wrong Places (1996)
Alexander Siddig: Doctor Julian Bashir
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Quotes
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Doctor Bashir : [running a medical scanner over Quark] A compound fracture of the right radius, 2 fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises, and scratches. What have you been doing?
Quark : You mean,
[trades a Look with Grilka]
Quark : what have *we* been doing?
Doctor Bashir : [realization dawning] Never mind. I don't need that particular image running around in my head. I'll just treat you.
Doctor Bashir : [the door opens, and a battered Dax and Worf enter] What happened to you two?
Lt. Commander Worf : We, um...
[looks to Dax]
Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax : Well, um... if you must know...
Doctor Bashir : No! No, I don't need that image, either. In fact, I'm going to stop asking that question altogether! People can come in, I will treat them, and that's all!
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Doctor Bashir : Bajoran women have been sneezing their way through pregnancy for over 100,000 years. You can't expect me to cure it overnight.
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Chief O'Brien : I can't go to the holosuite tonight. Kira and I have some things to work out.
Doctor Bashir : Ah, still fighting, eh?
Chief O'Brien : Who says we're fighting?
Doctor Bashir : Well, word gets around. It's a small station.
Chief O'Brien : It's a *huge* station!
Doctor Bashir : Obviously not huge enough.
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Chief O'Brien : [about Kira] Oh, by the way, I almost forgot. She, er... she has a... rash on the back of her thighs. Do you have a salve or something?
Doctor Bashir : How long has she had it?
Chief O'Brien : Well, I noticed it yesterday when I was helping her out of the bathtub, so she's had it at least a day.
Doctor Bashir : [stunned] Helping her out of the tub?
Chief O'Brien : She's living in my house! She's having my baby!
Doctor Bashir : So, er... did you look?
Chief O'Brien : What? Oh, please. I was holding a towel up in front of her.
Doctor Bashir : How does Keiko feel about you helping Kira out of the tub?
Chief O'Brien : Keiko feels fine about it. You see, we are adults, and we've developed a close, mature relationship.
Doctor Bashir : Ha, I'm sure that Keiko and Kira have. But you?
Chief O'Brien : What about me?
Doctor Bashir : I bet you looked.
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Doctor Bashir : [Dr. Bashir is examining a wounded Quark in the infirmary. Quark is gingerly clutching his right arm in a sling] A compound fracture of the right radius, 2 fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises, and scratches. What have you been doing?
Quark : You mean...
[Quark exchanges a provocutive look with Grilka, who is revealed to be standing by him]
Quark : ...What have *We* been doing?
Quark , Grilka : [Quark and Grilka laugh raunchily. Dr. Bashir looks a little disturbed]
Doctor Bashir : [awkwardly] Uh huh... I see. I don't need that particular image in my head. I'll just treat you.