Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

The Storyteller (1993)

Armin Shimerman: Quark

Quotes 

• [Quark is serving drinks] 

  Quark : Let's see - two Bajoran synthales, a glass of Gamzian wine, and a Trixian bubble juice for the little lady.

  Varis : [snarling]  I'm not a little lady!

  [throws her drink in Quark's face and walks out] 

  Quark : I'm still charging her for that drink.

• Quark : Major, what a pleasant surprise. I always look forward to one of your infrequent visits.

  Major Kira : Spare me the small talk and give me a star drifter.

  Quark : So, er... how are the negotiations coming along?

  Major Kira : ...Better make it a double.