Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)
Whispers (1994)
Alexander Siddig: Doctor Julian Bashir
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Quotes
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Doctor Bashir : Well, your sense of humor seems normal enough.
Chief O'Brien : I don't have a sense of humor.
Doctor Bashir : Cough.
[O'Brien coughs]
Doctor Bashir : How's the sex life?
Chief O'Brien : I don't *have* a sense of humor.
Doctor Bashir : Cough!
[O'Brien coughs]
Doctor Bashir : Everything all right in that department?
Chief O'Brien : That department is none of Starfleet's business, or yours.
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Doctor Bashir : [Bashir is trying to expose O'Brien as a Replicant under the pretence of a medical examination] Any dizziness... oversleeping... lack of energy... euphoria?
Chief O'Brien Replicant : Yes. All of them. Especially euphoria. Lots of euphoria.
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Chief O'Brien : Look, if you're determined to keep me here until you find something wrong with me, I'll see if I can't grow you a hangnail.
Doctor Bashir : Eye problems? Hearing? Headaches?
Chief O'Brien : Headache! There you go. In fact, I'm getting a very bad one right now!
Doctor Bashir : Short temper - flies off the handle under the slightest provocation. Perfectly normal behavior.
Chief O'Brien : Ah, I'm glad you're enjoying this.
Doctor Bashir : Sorry. I know how you feel about doctors.
Chief O'Brien : It's not doctors I have a problem with, it's
Chief O'Brien , Doctor Bashir : you, Julian!