Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)
Deja Q (1990)
Patrick Stewart: Captain Jean-Luc Picard
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Quotes
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Capt. Picard : Return that moon to its orbit.
Q : I have no powers! Q the ordinary.
Capt. Picard : Q the liar! Q the misanthrope!
Q : Q the miserable, Q the desperate! What must I do to convince you people?
Lieutenant Worf : Die.
Q : Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?
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Q : I've been entirely preoccupied by a most frightening experience of my own. A couple of hours ago, I realized that my body was no longer functioning properly. I felt weak, I could no longer stand. The life was oozing out of me, I lost consciousness.
Capt. Picard : You fell asleep.
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Lt. Cmdr. Data : Captain, the aliens have disappeared. And so has the shuttle.
Commander William T. Riker : Scan the sector.
Lt. Cmdr. Data : I have, sir.
Capt. Picard : Well... I suppose that is the end of Q.
[with a flash, Q appears on the bridge with a trumpet, accompanied by a mariachi band]
Q : AU CONTRAIRE, MON CAPITAINE! HE'S BACK!
[the band starts playing, accompanied by Q with gusto]
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Q : I'm no longer a member of the Continuum. My superiors have decided to punish me!
Capt. Picard : And punish us as well, it would seem.
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Q : My life as a human being has been a dismal failure. Perhaps my death will have a little dignity.
Capt. Picard : Q, there is no dignity in this suicide.
Q : Yes, I suppose you're right; death of a coward then, so be it. But as a human, I would have died of boredom.
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Capt. Picard : Fine. You want to be treated as human?
Q : Absolutely.
Capt. Picard : All right. Mr. Worf - throw him in the brig!
Lieutenant Worf : Delighted, Captain.
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Q : You're right, of course. I'm extraordinarily selfish. But it has served me so well in the past.
Capt. Picard : It'll not serve you here.
Q : Don't be so hard on me, Jean-Luc. You've been a mortal all your life, you know all about dying. I've never given it a second thought. Or a first one, for that matter. I could've been killed. If it hadn't been for Data and that one brief delay he created, I would've been gone. No more me... And no one would have missed me, would they?
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[last lines]
Capt. Picard : Perhaps there's a... residue of humanity in Q after all.
[raises his hand]
Capt. Picard : Ensign, en...
[with a flash, a cigar appears in his hand, with a miniature of Q's head floating in the smoke]
Q : Don't bet on it, Picard.
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[the Calamarain close in on Q's shuttlecraft]
Capt. Picard : This goes against my better judgment... Transporter room 3, lock on to shuttle 1, beam it back into its bay.
Transporter Chief : [over comm] Aye, Captain.
Capt. Picard : [to Riker] It's a perfectly good shuttlecraft.
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[Picard releases Q from the brig]
Capt. Picard : If you are human, which I seriously doubt, you will have to work hard to earn our trust.
Q : I'm not worried about that, Jean-Luc. You only dislike me. There are others in the cosmos who truly despise me.
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Q : You have a moon in a deteriorating orbit. I've known moons through the universe - big ones, small ones. I'm an expert. I could help you with this one, if you let me out of here.
Capt. Picard : Q, there are millions of lives at risk. If you have the power...
Q : I don't have any powers! But I have the knowledge, locked up in this puny brain. You cannot afford to not take that advantage, can you?
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Q : I know human beings. They're all sopping over with compassion and forgiveness. They can't wait to absolve... almost any offense. It's an inherent weakness of the breed.
Capt. Picard : On the contrary, it is a strength.
Q : You call it what you will. But I think you'll protect me, even though I've tormented you now and again.
Commander William T. Riker : Fighting off all the species which you've insulted would be a full-time mission. That's not the one I signed up for.
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Capt. Picard : [to the newly mortal Q who's been attacked by an alien race called the Calamarain] You must have so many enemies. Surely you knew that if once you became mortal... some of them might look you up.