Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Parallax (1995)

Robert Picardo: The Doctor

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Quotes 

• Kes : Computer, activate the emergency medical holographic system.

  The Doctor : [materializes]  Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

  Kes : Actually, there is no emergency. I'm creating a hydroponics bay. I was told you could provide me with some nitrogenated soil samples.

  The Doctor : [irritated]  That's it?

  Kes : I'm sorry if...

  The Doctor : So it begins.

  [walks up to the cabin containing the 'dirt'] 

  The Doctor : The trivia of medicine is my domain now. Every runny nose, stubbed toe, pimple on a cheek becomes my responsibility.

• [Carey reports about his run-in with Torres] 

  Lieutenant Joe Carey : ...She pushed me away from the console; I pushed back. Next thing I knew, I was lying on the deck with blood pouring down my face!

  Commander Chakotay : Then what happened?

  Lieutenant Joe Carey : She said 'Sorry. Maybe you should go to sickbay.'

  The Doctor : At least she gave you some good advice.

• The Doctor : Now I know how Hippocrates felt when the king needed him to trim a hangnail.

• Kes : What's your name?

  The Doctor : What purpose would a name serve a hologram?

  Kes : I'd just like to know what to call you besides 'Doctor'.

  The Doctor : I guess they never thought I'd be around long enough to need one. What's your name?

  Kes : Kes.

  The Doctor : Kes. I'm glad I could help you today.

  Kes : Computer, end program.

• The Doctor : By the way, I am now 68 cm shorter. I'd appreciate it if someone would repair my holographic projectors before I have trouble reaching my patients.