Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Prophecy (2001)

Robert Picardo: The Doctor

Quotes 

• The Doctor : What happened to you?

  Harry Kim : I cut myself shaving.

  The Doctor : Is that a bite mark?

  Harry Kim : One of the Klingons attacked me.

  The Doctor : Did you do something to provoke him?

  Harry Kim : Not him, her, and she wasn't provoked. She was... aroused.

  The Doctor : Ah. I'm not surprised. I've studied the section on Klingon mating rituals in their cultural database.

  Harry Kim : Then maybe you can tell me how to convince a female twice my size that I'm not interested!

  The Doctor : Hm - you probably can't.

  Harry Kim : Great.

  The Doctor : As I understand it, you have two options: Kill her... or mate with her. Since the first option is clearly unacceptable...

  [hands Kim a PADD] 

  Harry Kim : What's this?

  The Doctor : Authorization for you to engage in intimate relations with a member of an alien species. Be sure to get the Captain's approval as well.

• Kohlar : He's dying.

  The Doctor : Typically, I'm the one to make that kind of prognosis.

• T'Greth : Why am I not in Sto-vo-kor?

  The Doctor : Because you're healthy as a targ.