Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Avalon: Part 1 (2005)
Claudia Black: Vala Mal Doran
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Quotes
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Vala Mal Doran : I know nothing about your fair planet... other than it seems to have a rather interesting if somewhat limited gene pool.
[looks at Daniel and Cameron]
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Vala Mal Doran : Oh, now this brings back memories.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : How's that?
Vala Mal Doran : Isn't this where I beat you up?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : [defensively] No.
Vala Mal Doran : No, I'm pretty sure that right there is where I crushed your...
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : Alright! Excuse me, kids.
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Vala Mal Doran : I haven't been this disappointed since Daniel and I had sex.
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Vala Mal Doran : You should give me a weapon.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : No.
Vala Mal Doran : There could be an icky creature down here left to protect the treasure.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : For hundreds of years?
Vala Mal Doran : Some sort of stasis or hibernation. What if it senses our presence and awakens hungry for human flesh?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : That doesn't sound quite like the Ancients' style.
Vala Mal Doran : Still...
Dr. Daniel Jackson : I'm sure if there is a monster down here it's going to be much more scared of you than you are of it. Especially once it gets to know you.
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Vala Mal Doran : I had to tell you in person... I'm pregnant.
[Landry scoffs]
Vala Mal Doran : Pretty sure it's yours, anyway. There's at least a one in-hmmm-ten chance.
[winks at Cameron]
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[Mitchell is having trouble getting SG-1 back together]
Vala Mal Doran : Try playing hard-to-get.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : Yeah, look who's talkin'.
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Vala Mal Doran : What? We're already trapped in here. How much worse can it get?
[there's a rumbling and the ceiling starts dropping]
Dr. Daniel Jackson : How 'bout that much?
Vala Mal Doran : It was a mistake the moment I said it. The moment.
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Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : Ladies first.
Vala Mal Doran : [to Daniel] Well, then after you.
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Vala Mal Doran : There's nothing I hate more than a bold-faced lie.
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Vala Mal Doran : Come to torture me?
Major General Hank Landry : How old are you?
Vala Mal Doran : Mental abuse won't work either.
Major General Hank Landry : I have a daughter about your age. Hasn't listened to me since she was 12. Doesn't matter what I say or do.
Vala Mal Doran : You're not going to bore me with your personal life, are you? I have to admit an hour or two of that might break me.
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Vala Mal Doran : [upon meeting Mitchell, her first interaction with her former "Farscape" co-star] I know we haven't met. In fact, I'm sure I would remember
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Vala Mal Doran : Vala. Vala Mal Doran. Thank you so much for the lovely greeting party, we all had a wonderful time searching each other, didn't we boys?