Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Moebius: Part 2 (2005)
Richard Dean Anderson: Brigadier General Jack O'Neill, Colonel Jack O'Neill
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Quotes
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Lieutenant General George Hammond : I'm allowing the use of this ship because of the obvious tactical advantage it provides you. Under no circumstances is it to be used to travel through time. Understood?
Jack O'Neill : Yes, sir.
Lieutenant General George Hammond : Never in my life would I have imagined giving that order.
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Jack O'Neill : How's it goin'?
Dr. Samantha Carter : Never seen this kind of technology before.
Jack O'Neill : Hey, you're supposed to be a genius. That's why I brought you along.
Dr. Samantha Carter : I'm working on it. I think the power relay was overloaded. I may be able to reroute the circuit to the control interface...
[pauses and sees Jack staring at her]
Dr. Samantha Carter : What?
Jack O'Neill : It's just a little weird hearing that kind of stuff come out of someone so...
Dr. Samantha Carter : [apparently taking offence at what she thinks Jack is about to say] So what?
Jack O'Neill : Hot.
Dr. Samantha Carter : [chokes, then stutters] Really?
Jack O'Neill : Yeah.
Dr. Samantha Carter : [pauses] Wow. Um... it's just... you-you're not the kind of guy that I usually attract.
Jack O'Neill : No?
Dr. Samantha Carter : No.
[sputters]
Dr. Samantha Carter : Heh, God. Wow. This is kinda awkward.
Jack O'Neill : Yeah, it's gettin' there.
Dr. Samantha Carter : I'm kinda... attracted to-to Daniel.
Jack O'Neill : [long pause] What?
[Sam shrugs, he pauses again; then incredulously]
Jack O'Neill : Really?
Dr. Samantha Carter : Sorry.
Jack O'Neill : No, that's okay, no problem there, I just, you know... first impressions, I thought he was...
[he pauses, Sam looks confused, he does hand motion for "gay," but sees Sam doesn't understand]
Jack O'Neill : Nevermind.
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[versions of Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter and Teal'c have travelled back in time to Egypt in the year 2995 B.C. where they meet the Daniel Jackson of the original timeline]
Daniel Jackson : Well, this can't be a good sign.
Jack O'Neill : Why's that?
Daniel Jackson : Where am I?
Jack O'Neill : Ancient Egypt?
Daniel Jackson : No, I mean the me from your timeline.
Teal'c : I killed you.
Daniel Jackson : Why?
Teal'c : You were a Goa'uld spy.
Daniel Jackson : Good reason.
Dr. Samantha Carter : It was horrible.
Daniel Jackson : [not really interested] Yeah, I'm sure. Why are you here?
Jack O'Neill : Yes, excellent question.
Daniel Jackson : You don't know?
Jack O'Neill : Well, I thought I did, there, for a while, and then I realized I... didn't.
Daniel Jackson : Well, I know why *I'm* here.
Jack O'Neill : Good! Let's start there.
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Dr. Samantha Carter : Look, if we don't make it...
[kisses Jack]
Jack O'Neill : Wait a minute! I thought you liked Daniel.
Dr. Samantha Carter : I lied. I just wanted to get to know you better. You see, I'm a very cautious person, and I tend to take things-
[Jack interrupts, kissing her]
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Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?
Jack O'Neill : Close enough.
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Daniel Jackson : Wait a minute. I thought the reason why we brought the ship was so that we didn't have to walk.
Dr. Samantha Carter : You can't just fly into an alien city. The mission is stealth recon. Meaning undetected.
Jack O'Neill : Meaning *shut up*!
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Daniel Jackson : [into the radio] Sam, Jack, it's all clear. You can come out now.
Jack O'Neill : [into the radio] In a minute.
[turns back to Sam. Daniel flicks his eyes nervously, viewing the celebration; Jack resumes kissing Sam]
Dr. Samantha Carter : [muffled, after something in the ship sends out sparks] I can fix that.
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Jack O'Neill : [Jack hands Daniel a gun] Safety off, point, and shoot.
[Daniel raises the gun]
Jack O'Neill : Not at me.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : [Takes gun Jack extends to her] I don't really like guns.
Jack O'Neill : Neither do I, how do you feel about explosives?
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : Those I like a little better.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : [to Hammond] I give this no more than a 50/50 chance of working.
Lieutenant General George Hammond : According to the tape, it worked for eight years.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Hm.
Daniel Jackson : [wormhole is established] Wow.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Well, I'm certainly glad it's not me going through that... um... thing.
Jack O'Neill : Any idea what to expect?
Dr. Samantha Carter : Not really. According to the tape, we're going to be de-molecularized, transmitted over two thousand light-years through subspace, and then, uh, remolecularized on the other side.
Major Charles Kawalsky : I did not need to know that.
Jack O'Neill : OK.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Gateship 1, you're go for launch.
Jack O'Neill : Gate ship?
Daniel Jackson : [with hand gesture] Well, it's a ship that goes through the gate.
Jack O'Neill : [somewhat reluctantly] Alright.
Dr. Rodney McKay : [to Hammond] What? It's a ship that goes through the gate. Gateship.
[pause]
Dr. Rodney McKay : Well, I thought it was clever.
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Jack O'Neill : Well, you and Daniel said there was a rebellion...
Dr. Samantha Carter : In 2995BC.
Jack O'Neill : BC?
[Carter looks aghast]
Jack O'Neill : Kidding!
