- Lieutenant General George Hammond: I'm allowing the use of this ship because of the obvious tactical advantage it provides you. Under no circumstances is it to be used to travel through time. Understood?
- Jack O'Neill: Yes, sir.
- Lieutenant General George Hammond: Never in my life would I have imagined giving that order.
- Jack O'Neill: How's it goin'?
- Dr. Samantha Carter: Never seen this kind of technology before.
- Jack O'Neill: Hey, you're supposed to be a genius. That's why I brought you along.
- Dr. Samantha Carter: I'm working on it. I think the power relay was overloaded. I may be able to reroute the circuit to the control interface...
- [pauses and sees Jack staring at her]
- Dr. Samantha Carter: What?
- Jack O'Neill: It's just a little weird hearing that kind of stuff come out of someone so...
- Dr. Samantha Carter: [apparently taking offence at what she thinks Jack is about to say] So what?
- Jack O'Neill: Hot.
- Dr. Samantha Carter: [chokes, then stutters] Really?
- Jack O'Neill: Yeah.
- Dr. Samantha Carter: [pauses] Wow. Um... it's just... you-you're not the kind of guy that I usually attract.
- Jack O'Neill: No?
- Dr. Samantha Carter: No.
- [sputters]
- Dr. Samantha Carter: Heh, God. Wow. This is kinda awkward.
- Jack O'Neill: Yeah, it's gettin' there.
- Dr. Samantha Carter: I'm kinda... attracted to-to Daniel.
- Jack O'Neill: [long pause] What?
- [Sam shrugs, he pauses again; then incredulously]
- Jack O'Neill: Really?
- Dr. Samantha Carter: Sorry.
- Jack O'Neill: No, that's okay, no problem there, I just, you know... first impressions, I thought he was...
- [he pauses, Sam looks confused, he does hand motion for "gay," but sees Sam doesn't understand]
- Jack O'Neill: Nevermind.
- [versions of Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter and Teal'c have travelled back in time to Egypt in the year 2995 B.C. where they meet the Daniel Jackson of the original timeline]
- Daniel Jackson: Well, this can't be a good sign.
- Jack O'Neill: Why's that?
- Daniel Jackson: Where am I?
- Jack O'Neill: Ancient Egypt?
- Daniel Jackson: No, I mean the me from your timeline.
- Teal'c: I killed you.
- Daniel Jackson: Why?
- Teal'c: You were a Goa'uld spy.
- Daniel Jackson: Good reason.
- Dr. Samantha Carter: It was horrible.
- Daniel Jackson: [not really interested] Yeah, I'm sure. Why are you here?
- Jack O'Neill: Yes, excellent question.
- Daniel Jackson: You don't know?
- Jack O'Neill: Well, I thought I did, there, for a while, and then I realized I... didn't.
- Daniel Jackson: Well, I know why *I'm* here.
- Jack O'Neill: Good! Let's start there.
- Dr. Samantha Carter: Look, if we don't make it...
- [kisses Jack]
- Jack O'Neill: Wait a minute! I thought you liked Daniel.
- Dr. Samantha Carter: I lied. I just wanted to get to know you better. You see, I'm a very cautious person, and I tend to take things-
- [Jack interrupts, kissing her]
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?
- Jack O'Neill: Close enough.
- Daniel Jackson: Wait a minute. I thought the reason why we brought the ship was so that we didn't have to walk.
- Dr. Samantha Carter: You can't just fly into an alien city. The mission is stealth recon. Meaning undetected.
- Jack O'Neill: Meaning *shut up*!
- Apophis: Who are you?
- Daniel Jackson: Name's Daniel Jackson. Uh, if you give me back my eyeglasses, I could actually see you.
- Teal'c: He claims he's of the Tau'ri.
- Daniel Jackson: You weren't supposed to tell him that.
- Apophis: The Tau'ri have no Chappa'ai.
- Daniel Jackson: Oh! Sorry, guess I was wrong. I'm-I'm sure your information is correct and - In fact, I'm usually quite wrong, quite unreliable actually. I'm - To be honest with you, I'm-I'm insane.
- Apophis: Speak!
- [pause while Daniel doesn't speak]
- Apophis: Bring him.
- [Teal'c hauls him forward]
- Apophis: I think there is much you can tell me.
- Daniel Jackson: Well, if you wanna know about the early settlements of Mesopotamia, I am somewhat of an expert...
- Daniel Jackson: [into the radio] Sam, Jack, it's all clear. You can come out now.
- Jack O'Neill: [into the radio] In a minute.
- [turns back to Sam. Daniel flicks his eyes nervously, viewing the celebration; Jack resumes kissing Sam]
- Dr. Samantha Carter: [muffled, after something in the ship sends out sparks] I can fix that.
- Jack O'Neill: [Jack hands Daniel a gun] Safety off, point, and shoot.
- [Daniel raises the gun]
- Jack O'Neill: Not at me.
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: [Takes gun Jack extends to her] I don't really like guns.
- Jack O'Neill: Neither do I, how do you feel about explosives?
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Those I like a little better.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: [to Hammond] I give this no more than a 50/50 chance of working.
- Lieutenant General George Hammond: According to the tape, it worked for eight years.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Hm.
- Daniel Jackson: [wormhole is established] Wow.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Well, I'm certainly glad it's not me going through that... um... thing.
- Jack O'Neill: Any idea what to expect?
- Dr. Samantha Carter: Not really. According to the tape, we're going to be de-molecularized, transmitted over two thousand light-years through subspace, and then, uh, remolecularized on the other side.
- Major Charles Kawalsky: I did not need to know that.
- Jack O'Neill: OK.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Gateship 1, you're go for launch.
- Jack O'Neill: Gate ship?
- Daniel Jackson: [with hand gesture] Well, it's a ship that goes through the gate.
- Jack O'Neill: [somewhat reluctantly] Alright.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: [to Hammond] What? It's a ship that goes through the gate. Gateship.
- [pause]
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Well, I thought it was clever.
- Jack O'Neill: Well, you and Daniel said there was a rebellion...
- Dr. Samantha Carter: In 2995BC.
- Jack O'Neill: BC?
- [Carter looks aghast]
- Jack O'Neill: Kidding!