- Daniel Jackson: This tastes like chicken.
- Sam Carter: So what's wrong with it?
- Daniel Jackson: It's macaroni and cheese.
- Jack O'Neill: Look, I'm no expert on this thing. I generally remember one Commandment, I think it's the first.
- Sam Carter: "I am the Lord, your God, and you shall take no other Gods before me"?
- Jack O'Neill: Okay, it's not the first one.
- Captain Jonas Hanson: [pulls out and opens a Bible] I've been following this for years. All My life I've been looking for God; here I am.