Step by Step (TV Series)

Trading Places (1993)

Patrick Duffy: Frank Lambert

Quotes 

• Frank Lambert : I guess I better turn in too, I got a big day of watching football tomorrow.

  John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : And mowing the lawn.

  Frank Lambert : I'll mow the lawn.

  John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : And washing the cars.

  Frank Lambert : I'll wash the cars.

  John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : And doing your Algebra homework.

  Frank Lambert : Excuse me?

  John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : Well you're me, remember? You've got a take-home test in Algebra and you better do well, because I hear you're flunking.

• Dana Foster : How am I supposed to get to the library?

  Carol Foster Lambert : What's the matter, are your legs broken? Walk.

  Dana Foster : Walk? It's almost a mile!

  Frank Lambert : Wow, a mile, better hitch up the camels.

• John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : Son, you know when you cheat, you're only cheating yourself.

  Frank Lambert : Come on, J.T., give me a break, I've been out of school for 20 years, I can't do this stuff.

  John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : Well then we'll just have to get you a tutor.

  Frank Lambert : And where are you going to find a tutor on Sunday?

  John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : [calls up the stairs]  MARK!

  Frank Lambert : Oh no, you can't lock me in a room with Mr. Wizard and an Algebra book.

  John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert : Sure I can, I'm the dad, remember?

• Frank Lambert : I hate your son!

  Carol Foster Lambert : [coming in disheveled]  I hate my daughter!

  Frank Lambert : What happened to you?

  Carol Foster Lambert : Dana made me walk to the mall, do you know how far that is?

  Frank Lambert : No and I don't know what time TRAIN A gets there either!