- Derrick Blank: Tell us another meat story, Stew!
- Stew: Okay, here's a good one. I was working at the butcher shop the other day and this guy comes in and I say 'Hey! You thinking about buying some steaks?' And he says 'No! I'm going to buy some steaks, I'm thinking about Poontang'.
- Geoffrey Jellineck: Your daughter has a disease we call anorexia.
- Sara Blank: Is it contagious?
- Geoffrey Jellineck: Yes. It often sweeps through third world counties that are stricken by drought.
- Geoffrey Jellineck: Jerri, how many times did you make yourself throw up today?
- Jerri Blank: I didn't throw up.
- Geoffrey Jellineck: Don't lie to me, Jerri. Fool me, con me, create illusions that place me in a magical world I don't understand - but don't lie to me.
- Stew: If you think this is my fault, just say so!
- Geoffrey Jellineck: Simmer down, Stew.
- Stew: I'm just so angry!
- Geoffrey Jellineck: Obviously you have a beef, Stew. But please don't stir things up. If we don't help Jerri now she could become a vegetable.
- Stew: Baloney!
- Geoffrey Jellineck: Let him talk!
- Stew: Him, who?
- Geoffrey Jellineck: Him, Me!