The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
Big Hair & Baseball (2005)
Phill Lewis: Mr. Moseby
Quotes
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[Mr. Moseby is at a Red Sox vs. Yankees game with Zach and Cody]
Mr. Moseby : Stealing a base, while "theatrical," is statistically inadvisable!
Fan : I'll tell you what's inadvisable. Shooting off your mouth when you don't know diddly!
Mr. Moseby : Well, I'm sure that this Diddly is a fine fellow!
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Mr. Moseby : Ho many times have I told you not to disturb the guests?
Cody Martin : 2708
Zack Martin : But it never gets old...
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Cody Martin : Hey mom! e got 3 tickets so you can take us to the game tomorro!
Zack Martin : Won't that be fun?
Mr. Moseby : [scene change] Not fun!
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Carey Martin : The more you connect with them the less your stuff they'll break.
Mr. Moseby : You really expect me to believe that?
Carey Martin : No... Mr. Moesby, please, please, please, please, please! I never get a day to myself and the boys love you.
Mr. Moseby : They love me?
Carey Martin : No, but they might if you took them to a baseball game.
Guest #1 : Well, I can't believe that hotel guy won't take his own kids to a baseball game.
Mr. Moseby : They're not my...
Guest #2 : That's just not right.
Mr. Moseby : But I hate baseball.
Guest #1 : Now that's just un-American.
Guest #2 : Can you believe this guy? I guess you hate apple pie too, huh, fella? And puppies. And your own mama.
Mr. Moseby : Sir...
[shouts]
Mr. Moseby : I love my mama!
[to Carey]
Mr. Moseby : I'd love to take the boys to the game. What time is kick-off?