The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
French 101 (2006)
Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin
Quotes
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Cody Martin : I'm going to go speak the language of love with MY girlfriend.
Zack Martin : [sarcastically] Darn you, DARN YOU TO HECK!
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Zack Martin : Hey beautiful. You know I don't always smell like this. Unless you like it
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Zack Martin : Hey, hot babe.
Jolie : Je ne comprende pas, je suis désolé.
Zack Martin : Oh, that's a cool name. Désolé!
Mr. Moseby : No, Zack, "désolé" means "sorry". She can't understand you. And her name is Jolie.
Zack Martin : Oh, okay.
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Cody Martin : So, how do I look? And be brutal.
Zack Martin : Like a backstabbing French girl stealing jerk in a goofy sweater vest.
Cody Martin : You really think it's goofy?
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Zack Martin : [to Jolie] You, me. Dinner, dancing.
Jolie : J'ai peur.
[I'm scared]
Zack Martin : She wants me.
Mr. Moseby : Yes, arrested.
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Zack Martin : Mom, where's the conditioner?
Carey Martin : Next to the shampoo.
Zack Martin : Where's the shampoo?
Carey Martin : Next to the soap.
Zack Martin : Where's the soap?
Carey Martin : This is all new to you, isn't it?
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Zack Martin : [to Carey] Why do you always fall for Cody's sweet and sensitive act?
Carey Martin : That's not an act. That's how he is.
Zack Martin : But he locked me in a closet! He's vicious, I tell you. Vicious!
Carey Martin : Are we talking about the same kid who cries when I vacuum up the dust bunnies?
Zack Martin : Oh, he's good!
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Cody Martin : [after seeing Jolie kiss Zack] This is how you get a girl back for me?
Zack Martin : It's not what it looks like!
Cody Martin : Well, I'm gonna kick your a...
Mr. Moseby : Derrière.
Cody Martin : That too!
[chases Zack]