- King Koopa: At last! Heh! My creation is almost finished. Heh heh! Now all I need to complete my Monster Robot Troopa is a brain. Heh heh heh heh heh heh!
- [Mouser rushes in]
- Mouser: Uh, Dr. Koopenstein, sir?
- King Koopa: If only you weren't so stupid, Mouser, I could use yours.
- Mario: Hey, open up! We've come to fix the plumbing!
- [a Shy Guy opens the wicket gate, then shuts it after seeing Mario]
- Toad: That was smart. Now they know we're here.
- Mario: You have a better idea?
- Toad: Yeah. I'll climb up that wall and let you dudes in.
- [Toad runs over to the side and starts climbing the wall]
- Toad: Me and my big mouth! Why didn't I just suggest we go back to the village and think about it?
- Mario: He's almost to the battlements. Hurry up, Toad! I'm starving!
- Princess Toadstool: Don't you ever think about anything but food?
- Mario: What else is there?
- King Koopa: [after returning to normal] Last thing I remember, I had those pesky plumbers trapped in my brain drain device. What happened?
- Mouser: Oh, it's a long story, your Koopaness, and you'll hate the ending!
- [the Koopenstein Monster starts attacking the village]
- Mario: Get your plumber's helper out, Luigi! We're gonna kick some Koopa!
- Luigi: I, uh, I left it at home. I'll be right back.
- [Luigi attempts to walk off, but Mario grabs him]
- Mario: Forget the plumber's helper! Grab a handful of Bomb Plants and let's go!