- Clark Kent: Earth to T.J. Come in, T.J.
- T.J. White: [Clark snaps his fingers in front of his face] Hey! You're blocking my view!
- Clark Kent: Whoa! I didn't know you had such interest in gems and minerals.
- T.J. White: Well, minerals, no. But, uh, that Ronnie Lawler. That's a gem I wouldn't mind exploring every facet of.
- Clark Kent: Forget it, Teej. She's gone, man.
- Lana Lang: Yup. She's fallen head over heels for Lex Luthor. Heaven only knows why. I thought she was smarter than that.
- Leo: [after a fire breaks out in Lex's dorm room] Lex, you okay?
- Lex Luthor: I'm fine, I'm fine. But the rock is still in there.
- Leo: Oh, no. I'm not going up there.
- Lex Luthor: Be a sport, Leo, and get it back. Don't make me say please.
- Leo: I got the girl, Lex. But you didn't tell me Superboy was in there, too.
- Lex Luthor: Forget them. Where's my necklace?
- Veronica: Oh. You left me up there to die, and you are worried about a stupid necklace? You are worse than scum, Lex. You are murderous scum!
- Lex Luthor: A boyhood ambition of mine. I always was an overachiever.
- Professor Peterson: [after Clark collapses in class] Uh-uh-uh. Stay put, son. A fall like that could give you a concussion, or worse. I've called the infirmary. Where are they?
- Clark Kent: No. No doctors. No hospitals, please. Please.
- Lana Lang: He's avoided doctors ever since we were kids. He's weird that way.