Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
Bizarro's World (1997)
Dana Delany: Lois Lane
Quotes
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Superman : [after rescuing Bizarro's hostages] Which way?
Maggie Sawyer : [pointing] Like a bullet.
Superman : The Fort Sherman missile base. Get people underground. He wants to blow up the city.
Dan Turpin : Call me crazy for asking, but why would he wanna do that?
Lois Lane : To play out the end of Krypton.
Dan Turpin : Naturally.
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Dan Turpin : Scram, Lane. This is a police matter.
Lois Lane : Yeah, Turpin, like that really works with me.
Bizarro : Lois.
Lois Lane : Bizarro?
Dan Turpin : You know this guy? Figures. All the wackos come to you.
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Guard : Turn your vehicle around. No one's allowed past this point.
Lois Lane : Luthor has buried his connection to that cloning lab long enough. Do you wanna be his stooge or help a free press?
Guard : Lady, you had one warning. My orders are to...
Superman : Is there a problem here?
Lois Lane : Yeah, this beefhead...
Guard : No problem at all, as long as the lady turns around.
Superman : [stopping her] Don't bother. I checked already. There's nothing left up there.
Lois Lane : I guess that includes Bizarro.
Superman : He must have been completely vaporized.
Lois Lane : Just think what it would have been like for him if he'd lived. First finding out he wasn't... well, you, and then his home, his whole world destroyed in one day. Could you imagine?
Superman : Yeah, I think I can. He'd probably feel a lot like I did when I learned I wasn't human. You don't know who you are, where you belong. Why you're here.
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Lois Lane : So, what is all this?
Bizarro : It am da-da's house on Krypton.
Lois Lane : Krypton? You remember Krypton?
Bizarro : Shiny ball show me. It say me am Kay-lill, and it show me baby me.
Superman : Unfortunately, shiny ball was confused at the time.
Bizarro : Superman! Me am happy to see you.
Superman : Likewise. But why don't we continue this reunion outside?
Bizarro : Me not give up home.
Superman : No, of course not. In fact, I brought you a housewarming present. Catch.
Bizarro : [catching a piece of kryptonite] Pretty. Thanks.
Lois Lane : The kryptonite didn't knock him out.
Superman : Our cell structures must be too different. Time for plan B.
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Bizarro : Me show Lois new home?
Dan Turpin : Hold it, bub. You're not showing anyone any...
[Bizarro throws him aside]
Dan Turpin : Whoa!
Maggie Sawyer : [drawing her gun] Hey!
Lois Lane : Wait. I'll go. I'd love to.
Maggie Sawyer : I can't let you do that. It's too dangerous.
Lois Lane : And duking it out with him is safe? Superman'll be here soon. I'll keep him calm in the meantime.
