- [Carter is going undercover as a prisoner in Wormwood Scrubs and is working out his cover story]
- Det. Sgt. George Carter: All right, then, what have I been nicked for?
- Det. Insp. Jack Regan: [laughing] You're the Fulham Flasher, aren't you?
- [Regan has picked up Jenny in a pub. They are now in bed]
- Jenny: Have you got a uniform? You know - policeman's set.
- Det. Insp. Jack Regan: I'm a detective, love - plain clothes. Is it important?
- Jenny: No, not really.
- [pause]
- Jenny: [seductively] I've got a helmet.
- Det. Insp. Jack Regan: Lucky you.
- Jenny: Tomorrow, d'you think we could... you know... while you're wearing it?
- [Carter has just discovered that Regan has spent the night with Jenny, who was originally Carter's date]
- Det. Insp. Jack Regan: [sheepishly] Well say something, George.
- Det. Sgt. George Carter: [indignantly] Like what? "Rank has its privileges", Sir?
- Det. Insp. Jack Regan: [apologetically] Look, turn it in, George. I swear to ya, mate, *she* pulled *me*.
- Det. Sgt. George Carter: [sarcastically] Yeah of course she did.