- Colonel Ivanod Spigot: You're not going to shoot me, are you?
- High Marshal: I wouldn't waste a bullet. I have a much crueler punishment in mind!
- Colonel Ivanod Spigot: [cut to the barracks kitchen, where Spigot is peeling onions] That little brat! Oh, I hope I don't cut myself...
- Bobbo: You look awful, Kit. But you smell clean.
- Kit Cloudkicker: Thanks, Bobbo. You're a real comfort.