Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Werewolf Concerto (1992)

Beverly D'Angelo: Janice Baird

Quotes 

• Janice Baird : Kind of old for a groupie, aren't we?

  Lokai : Look, the sun is coming up. Why don't we discuss it over Breakfast?

  Janice Baird : I don't do breakfast.

  Lokai : Me neither. It's amazing how much we've got in common. Lunch?

  Janice Baird : Nope.

  Lokai : Dinner?

  Janice Baird : ...Nada.

  Lokai : Twenty questions, naked, in the bathtub... Say around midnight?

  Janice Baird : Who's back to the faucet?

  Lokai : Mine, of course.

  Janice Baird : You just won yourself a prize, groupie. Room 212, around midnight. And don't forget your submarine.

  Lokai : It's going to be a pleasure watching you perform, Janice Baird... A real pleasure.

• Lokai : You been listening to this?

  Janice Baird : Hard not to.

  Lokai : What do you think?

  Janice Baird : About?

  Lokai : WEREWOLVES.

  Janice Baird : That whole hair on the back thing has always been a turn-off for me. And you?

  Lokai : Oh I dig a chick with a healthy 'fro... Wherever I can find it.

• Janice Baird : You know what they say about a man who does that to his ice, don't you?

  Lokai : Yes. You can always count on him to lick the competition.

  Lokai : Something like that.