Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Werewolf Concerto (1992)

Timothy Dalton: Lokai

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• Lokai : Come on out, bitch. It's time to hula! You didn't really think you'd get away from me, did you?

• Mr. Hertz : Heard you asking for me at lunch.

  Lokai : No, not me. I was looking for a big sweaty dumb-fuck with a bald head.

• Janice Baird : Kind of old for a groupie, aren't we?

  Lokai : Look, the sun is coming up. Why don't we discuss it over Breakfast?

  Janice Baird : I don't do breakfast.

  Lokai : Me neither. It's amazing how much we've got in common. Lunch?

  Janice Baird : Nope.

  Lokai : Dinner?

  Janice Baird : ...Nada.

  Lokai : Twenty questions, naked, in the bathtub... Say around midnight?

  Janice Baird : Who's back to the faucet?

  Lokai : Mine, of course.

  Janice Baird : You just won yourself a prize, groupie. Room 212, around midnight. And don't forget your submarine.

  Lokai : It's going to be a pleasure watching you perform, Janice Baird... A real pleasure.

• Mr. Hertz : You play games with me. Rechek... He liked games. Only thing is. He lost.

  Lokai : Well that's the difference between Carl and me. You see... I never lose.

• Antoine : Good, then it's settled. We'll all stay inside and soon things will return to normal. Now, I have planned a marvelous weekend. Food, drink, entertainment. Pieter? Drinks for everyone. I love that color on you. It's going to be a festival, I promise you.

  Lokai : Well done, Mr. Antoine.

• Lokai : Mr. Antoine.

  Antoine : Mr. Lokai... Sleep safely.

• Lokai : I'm relaxing Carl, on your money. He hates losing, but he's so damn good at it.

• Lokai : You been listening to this?

  Janice Baird : Hard not to.

  Lokai : What do you think?

  Janice Baird : About?

  Lokai : WEREWOLVES.

  Janice Baird : That whole hair on the back thing has always been a turn-off for me. And you?

  Lokai : Oh I dig a chick with a healthy 'fro... Wherever I can find it.

• Janice Baird : You know what they say about a man who does that to his ice, don't you?

  Lokai : Yes. You can always count on him to lick the competition.

  Lokai : Something like that.