Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Werewolf Concerto (1992)

John Kassir: Crypt Keeper

Quotes 

• Crypt Keeper : This is your brain.

  [puts his right hand over the brain on a plate] 

  Crypt Keeper : This is your brain on drugs.

  [places the brain on a frying pan as it then cuts to another brain on a plate] 

  Crypt Keeper : And this is your brain after watching "Tales from the Crypt."

  [strikes the brain with the hammer as it pans up to show the Crypt Keeper] 

  Crypt Keeper : Evening creeps. We interrupt your regularly scheduled terrorvision program to bring you a bit of culture. That's right kiddies. Tonight instead of rotting your grave matter, I'm going to improve it with a tasteful tale about someone who just can't fright the feeling. I call it Werewolf Concerto.

• Crypt Keeper : Poor Lokai. Thought he was starring a labooem, turns out he was second lead in "Romeo and Ghouliet." I hope you're not cultured out kiddies because the next part of our program is a little part that I've been working on. I hope you like the goreography. Whenever you're ready, Isadora!

  [throws the skeleton girl where it it lands with a crunch] 

  Crypt Keeper : Mmm... I guess it's back to the corpse du ballet for her.