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7/10
Neat "Crypt" episode
ODDBear19 March 2009
These "Tales From the Crypt" episodes are really hit or miss. The really good ones are sinfully funny and entertaining but there are a fair amount of stinkers in this anthology series. Which season is best I have no idea but this fourth season overall is above average.

"What's Cookin'" is a pretty neat episode. It combines gross out gore, outrageous humor and some impressive talent in the acting department. Christopher Reeve probably had a field day playing his role, he doesn't display that much range here but we all know what he was capable of and he does well here. Judd Nelson, while not a favourite by a long shot, is OK here and Meat Loaf has a "tasty" cameo.

The story, as in most "Crypt" episodes, is fairly simple and the twist ending is rather predictable but it's fun to watch. This time around, the bad people don't get their just desserts but the one that's even worse does. That's mostly fair, right?
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9/10
Often called the best.
shellytwade13 April 2022
This episode is often rated as the best the series ever did. I don't know if I'd go that far but it definitely deserve to be listed in the upper echelon. It isn't anything that we haven't necessarily seen before but it's just done with such finesse that it's always a pleasure to watch.
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8/10
"Squid on a stick is the thing that's going to put this place on the map." Top tale from the crypt.
poolandrews19 March 2007
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Tales from the Crypt: What's Cookin' starts as Fred (Christopher Reeve) & Erma's (Bess Armstrong) failed squid speciality restaurant has made them broke, their hired help a drifter named Gaston (Judd Nelson) suggests a new approach & he has a recipe for barbecued steak. At first Fred refuses any help but when the steak draws in paying customers in their droves he has no choice but to go along with it, however Gaston has a special shocking ingredient he needs for the steak...

This Tales from the Crypt story was episode 6 from season 4, the first of two Tales from the Crypt episodes directed by one of the show's regular executive producers Gilbert Adler I really liked What's Cookin'. The script by Adler & A L Katz was based on a story from 'The Haunt of Fear' comic book & is a deliciously gruesome tale of cannibalistic urges with a touch of that dark humour found in many Tales from the Crypt episodes like the broken fluorescent sign in Fred's restaurant window which after several letters have broken ends up saying 'Enemas'. This one is a great watch, it moves along at a nice pace, it has some good gore & a decent twist ending even if the sudden shift in character attitude & behaviour is a little hard to swallow, these Crypt Keeper (John Kassir) puns are affecting me! Speaking of which What's Cookin' contains one of my favourite Crypt Keeper segments as he pokes someones eyeball out with a cork screw. Overall I liked this one a lot & it's as simple & straight forward as that.

This one looks good as usual & has a few nasty gore effects, there's a horribly mutilated & cut up body on show & a scene when someone hacks a huge chunk of flesh out of a bodies backside with a meat clever. There's a good cast here including the late Christopher Reeve & Meat Loaf makes an appearance.

What's Cookin' is another top tale from the crypt, this ones well worth a watch for those with a ghoulish sense of humour.
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Yummy! Meat loaf for dinner!
Coventry27 April 2006
Now this is exactly what I expect and hope to find in a "Tales from the Crypt"-episode! A fun and undemanding story, some gore, morbid black humor and familiar faces in unusual roles! "What's Cookin' features it all! The late Christopher Reeve stars as an unsuccessful restaurant owner with loads of debts and no customers for his cephalopod-dishes. When merciless landlord Chumley threatens to throw him out, homeless employee Gaston comes along with a wonderful recipe for steak and saves Fred and Erma's restaurant! The steakhouse rapidly becomes the hottest joint in town, but what exactly is Gaston's culinary secret? And where has Mr. Chumley gone all of a sudden? You guessed it; pretty much like in Paul Bartel's cult-favorite "Eating Raoul", human flesh is served as a true delicacy here and everyone is ordering seconds! This is a very amusing entry in the Crypt-series, neatly directed by Gilbert Adler who was one of the principal producers of the entire franchise. The plot offers no surprises but the acting performances are enthusiast and there's a fair amount of action. And they can say whatever they want about vegetarianism but those steaks looked extremely good and gave me the munchies! Christopher Reeve, Art LaFleur and Meat Loaf are all great in their roles and especially Judd Nelson seems to have fun as the supplier of fresh meat! This episode ranks top 3 best "Tales…" of the whole fourth season.
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10/10
Stephen King was right.
Payback101627 October 2017
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When The Shining was first being conceived as a movie, King didn't want Nicholson because it was too obvious, he wanted Jack Torrance to be an ordinary man gone mad and even suggested Christopher Reeve for the role. While concept wise that seemed like a good idea, I never understood why. That is until I saw this episode of Tales From The Crypt. Here we have Reeve playing Fred, a down and out cook hoping to be the Colonel Sanders of Squid. His wife, Erma is disillusioned to the point where she contemplates chopping off his head. A Drifter/Busboy named Gaston played by John Bender himself, Judd Nelson suggests a BBQ theme, but is rejected. After a violent confrontation with the landlord, played by Meat Loaf; Fred seems to shut down, however with Gaston's help they turn the place into a steakhouse. Problem solved right? Well, turns out the source of the steak and the success it wrought was the corpse of their once living landlord. However thanks to the success, as well as Gaston's blackmail, Fred keeps quiet. As the profits rake in and the cops get close to finding out the truth, it's not long till this threesome ends in violence.

If you don't like the show for the story, you'll love it for the audacity of Superman and Bender running a cannibal restaurant. Reeve made us believe a man could fly. So it's no surprise if he could make us believe a man could fly off the handle.
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10/10
Loved it
galvanb-328973 October 2021
Thought it was written really well with an ending I didn't see coming but am really happy with.
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9/10
Among the highest rated episode in the series, and deservingly so
bellino-angelo201427 June 2021
Fred (Christopher Reeve) is a cook down on his luck that works with his wife Erma in a restaurant that has only a squid based menu and they are on the verge of closing. One day everything changes with the help of the place's janitor Gaston (Judd Nelson) that leaves some steaks in the fridge and prepares them for a passing policeman. The cop finds them delicious and so they make others. However, after a while Fred finds out where the steaks come from: Gaston killed his landlord Mr. Chumley and butchered him. So Fred has no other choice than letting people killed for the boost in the sales and the restaurant's reputation, but one night Gaston will finally have his deserved punishment.

While the subject of cannibalism may scare some viewers, here doesn't because it's treated in a subtle matter and there are only 1 or 2 graphic scenes. Christopher Reeve (here after his Superman days were over) gives a convincing performance and Judd Nelson is very good as the sleazy villain as he did in STEEL a few years later. A very nice episode all around.
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8/10
Very enjoyable comic episode
Woodyanders10 July 2011
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Amiable Fred (a sound and engaging performance by Christopher Reeve) and his sweet, but fed-up wife Erma (a perky and appealing portrayal by the pretty Bess Armstrong) run a floundering restaurant business that only offers squid on the menu. Things start doing well when mysterious drifter Gaston (a pleasingly creepy turn by Judd Nelson) comes along with a strange, but undeniably tasty and satisfying steak recipe. The sole problem is the decidedly unsavory source for the meat to said recipe. Director Gilbert Adler, who also co-wrote the wickedly witty script with A L Katz, relates the engrossing story at a constant zippy pace and does an expert job of mining a hilariously twisted line in spot-on sidesplitting pitch-black gallows humor. Reeve, Armstrong, and especially Nelson all do sterling work in the lead roles; they receive excellent support from familiar character actor Art Le Fleur as bluff cop Phil and beefy rock singer Meatloaf as browbeating landlord Mr. Chumley. The surprise twist ending is an absolute hoot. John R. Leonetti's glossy cinematography gives this episode a nifty polished look. Nicholas Pike's jaunty'n'jazzy score hits the right-on snazzy spot. A hugely entertaining show.
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10/10
Dinner Time
hellraiser712 January 2017
This is my forth favorite tale in the series, the plot line is uncannily similar to the 80's horror film "Blood Dinner" where humans are on the menu. The episode isn't really so much a horror though there is an element of it, it's more like a black comedy.

Judd Nelson is solid as antagonist Gaston as you can tell just like the floors he cleans his psyche isn't clean. This guy is a psychotic slime that is just slithering his way to take Fred's business and life. Art Laflour is also good as the fellow cop, he has this dry comic tone to him. Bess Armstrong is good as Fred's wife there is a good back and forth between both Fred and her.

However to me what I really liked is Christopher Reeve one of my favorite actors and I'll admit I was really surprised he would even be in an episode of this show, but then again there are a lot of other things I'm a little surprised certain actors are in.

I really liked his character whom is a man with big dreams but just a lot of bad luck. Let alone he's probably barking up the wrong tree using squid as a sole selling point (he probably should've made it a sea food restaurant like Ivar's). He really does have potential to make it he just needs a chance, and he gets it in one hell of a way. We can see that Fred is morally conflicted with the new position he's been given, where he is enduring success beyond his wildest dreams despite the dire price paid.

And of course things get really hot when we see Gaston gets greedy and then seizes an opportunity to go into business himself. But as an old saying goes it's a dog eat dog world.

Rating: 4 stars
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7/10
"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"
So this tale is about a couple who have a struggling restaurant that sells nothing but squid-related food, and how it gets a huge boost in popularity and sales after a mysterious drifter introduces a new 'barbecue' recipe to the menu that is the answer to their prayers, only it's soon revealed to be human flesh! But with their business finally hitting it big will the couple and one cop do the right thing? It's a Tales From the Crypt episode, so why do you think? I don't feel I'm really spoiling anything, given the nature of the show I'm sure anyone could guess the angle of the story just by the title. It seems to be something of a fan favourite this one, well I find it good but I never really loved it, I find it a bit overrated.. It is a solid effort though and has a nice subtle sense of the grotesque that makes great use of the seldom used cannibalism theme in the series. I always loved seeing Meat Loaf in anything, he was a natural actor I thought, especially at playing creeps, he played General Custer once, they cast Meat Loaf as dinner this time though! A scene that really grabs you is when the partially chopped up corpse of his character, Chunley, is revealed in the freezer. Excellent gross and grisly practical effect work as Gaston hacks right into the rump for some fresh steaks, to me the effect is so convincing it's pretty nauseating to watch! I really like Judd Nelson in this, looking rather sexy and vaguely sinister as a killer who seems to understand the madness that his special brand of meat tends to bring out in people, but not enough to get out of dodge and prevent his own undoing as he is cooked alive after he crosses the line! And of course there was the sadly late Christopher Reeve who doesn't really do all that much but his character does undergo a convincing transformation as he first struggles to deal with the cooking and the serving of the people Gaston has murdered, but gradually gives in to the creepy love of the meat himself, all very well conveyed by a talented actor... In closing not a personal favourite but not bad at all to watch and I definitely had fun while I did, it's a good episode, best not watch it while too hungry though, might give you some ideas! X.
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New specialty restaurant nearly fails when unexpected support from the landlord results in the hottest new steak house in town!
sundaygirl216 February 2006
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A husband and wife decide to open a new concept restaurant, one that specializes in something that can't be found anywhere else... Oyster Kebabs. Such things can't be found anywhere else for a reason -- they don't sell! Judd Nelson's character, Gaston the janitor, spies a rough conversation between the evil landlord and kind-hearted restaurant owner, and concludes it could mean the abrupt end of the rapidly failing business. So, Gaston sees to it that things change. First, he pays a little visit to the landlord. Second, the Oyster Kebab Shop suddenly becomes the hottest steak house in the city! Third, the landlord never speaks up again.

This episode of "Tales from the Crypt" is, to this day, credited for the beginning of my vegetarianism. You never REALLY know what you are about to sink your teeth into, now do you?
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Taste for Beef
SleepTight66620 August 2011
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Best one of the season so far, and one of the best overall.

It has a good sense of humor about itself, and stars the legendary Christopher Reeve.

The story is about a couple owning a restaurant. They cook squid but their little business isn't doing too well.

Their landlord tells Ted (Christopher Reeve) that he is kicking them out. There is another guy in the picture, Gaston. Who decides to kill the landlord and cook him for dinner.

Human meat turns out to be a huge success.

There isn't a real twist here, and what you expect to happen eventually does happen. But somehow it all works so well.

It's a funny episode, not a lot of gore but very satisfying and it has somewhat of a happy ending (except for Gaston).
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