Taxi (TV Series)
Tony's Comeback (1982)
Bubba Smith: Lucius Franklin
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Quotes
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Lucius Franklin : Sorry but I can't let you quit because I wouldn't want you to let me quit. We've got a symbiotic relationship, Tony.
Tony Banta : Hey Lucius, I don't know what you're getting at here. But I swear I'm not the least bit attracted to you.
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Reverend Jim Ignatowski : [phone rings] Hello. Yeah, there's a Lucius Franklin here. Who shall I say is calling? The dolphins? Wow!
[to the gang]
Reverend Jim Ignatowski : I'm talking to a fish.
[over the phone]
Reverend Jim Ignatowski : Excuse me, I mean mammal. Boy, I knew you guys were smart. From Miami?
[to the gang]
Reverend Jim Ignatowski : They can dial!
Lucius Franklin : Can I speak to that fish?
Reverend Jim Ignatowski : Aw, sure. Boy, now that hey're off the phone, there's so many things I wanted to ask.
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Alex Reiger : Hey, listen, Lucius, ah, if you don't mind, we're really big football fans and we got a lot of questions we'd like to ask you.
Lucius Franklin : Go right ahead, I don't mind.
Elaine Nardo : How come you guys always slap each other on the butt?
Alex Reiger : Elaine!
Elaine Nardo : Too personal?