- Lucius Franklin: Sorry but I can't let you quit because I wouldn't want you to let me quit. We've got a symbiotic relationship, Tony.
- Tony Banta: Hey Lucius, I don't know what you're getting at here. But I swear I'm not the least bit attracted to you.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: [phone rings] Hello. Yeah, there's a Lucius Franklin here. Who shall I say is calling? The dolphins? Wow!
- [to the gang]
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: I'm talking to a fish.
- [over the phone]
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Excuse me, I mean mammal. Boy, I knew you guys were smart. From Miami?
- [to the gang]
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: They can dial!
- Lucius Franklin: Can I speak to that fish?
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Aw, sure. Boy, now that hey're off the phone, there's so many things I wanted to ask.
- Alex Reiger: Hey, listen, Lucius, ah, if you don't mind, we're really big football fans and we got a lot of questions we'd like to ask you.
- Lucius Franklin: Go right ahead, I don't mind.
- Elaine Nardo: How come you guys always slap each other on the butt?
- Alex Reiger: Elaine!
- Elaine Nardo: Too personal?