Team Knight Rider (TV Series)

Legion of Doom (1998)

Jim Piddock: Max Amendas

Quotes 

• Kaila Gordon : Did you forget to pay the electric bill, or are you just camera shy?

  Mobius : Please sit down!

  Kaila Gordon : [Sitting down]  Look, I appreciate you busting me out of prision, but I have more important things to do than attend your...

  [looks at Max] 

  Kaila Gordon : Freaks Anonymous meeting.

  Max Amendas : Your manicure will have to wait, darling!

  Kaila Gordon : Who's the annoying Brit?

  Mobius : Max Amendes, and I'm afraid, my dear, his reputation is more notorious than yours.

  Max Amendas : And I didn't have to get it by lying on my back.

  Mobius : If we could all just...

  Kaila Gordon : Look, I didn't come here to be insulted by Prince Charles over there.

• [Roland is pouring coffe for Starr while Kalia and Max read the business plan from Mobius] 

  Kaila Gordon : Ridiculous!

  Max Amendas : She's right, Mobius. You're living in a dream world. Wake up, sweetheart, there is no Santa Claus.

  Mobius : Fine. Roland will show you out!

• Max Amendas : [Bursting into Key's office with a thug in tow]  A surprise party, for me? You shouldn't have!

• [Erica and Trek are escorting Key through the lobby of his office building when Max surprises them] 

  Max Amendas : You should have taken the service elevator - quite a smooth ride! Notify your glorified go-kart to give us a safe passage from the building.

  Erica West : [Raises her com watch to her mouth]  Plato, Kat, there's a handsome man about to exit the building. Leave him alone - and that goes for his ugly kidnapper too!

  Max Amendas : Ouch!

• Mobius : I knew from the moment I met her that Kalia wouldn't disappoint me.

  Max Amendas : What planet are you on, Mobius? She got caught. Doesn't that compromise your big plan?

  Mobius : Oh, Max. You obviously didn't read my business plan all the way through.

  Max Amendas : Well, it wasn't exactly a John Grisham novel.

  Starr : I don't know what he's talking about, darling. I couldn't put it down.

  Max Amendas : Well, I skimmed the bits that didn't have to do with me.

  Mobius : Maybe it's time you gave it a second look, Max. Just so you're up to speed with the rest of us.

• Max Amendas : [after Starr has used an SUV to ram a badly damaged Dante off a pier]  Oh dear, how terribly sad! Still, he's never really dead, as long as you remember him in your hearts!

• [Trek, Ercia Duke and Jenny are tied to chairs around a table when Max strides in] 

  Max Amendas : Ello, ello, why's everybody so down, eh?

  Duke DePalma : You know, you're really starting to bug me!

  Max Amendas : Funny - that's exactly what my second wife said, right before I shot her!

• Kevin "Trek" Sanders : [Nodding towards the bank of electronic equipment in the corner]  Wait a minute - that's the mind control device?

  Max Amendas : Latest in home electronics!

• [Max and Kalia decide to test the mind control device on Duke] 

  Kevin "Trek" Sanders : [Whispering to Erica]  Can't be it. It's too small. You'd need separate units for plotting and transmission.

  Max Amendas : Oi! Quiet over there! You'll miss Mr DePalma's brain melting.

  Kaila Gordon : [Looking at Duke]  Too late. They already missed it.

• [Max unfastens Duke's handcuffs, and Duke stands up] 

  Max Amendas : Isn't this fun! Who should we kill first, Big Boy?

  Kaila Gordon : [Excitedly]  Oh, Jenny - strangle Jenny!