That '70s Show (TV Series)
Eric's False Alarm (2002)
Mila Kunis: Jackie Burkhart
Quotes
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Jackie Burkhart : [tired of Kelso spying on her] Michael, you've lost your mind!
Michael Kelso : Yep, and I don't miss it!
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Jackie Burkhart : How do you really feel about Casey?
Donna Pinciotti : [shyly] I don't know.
Jackie Burkhart : Well, how do you feel about his hair?
Donna Pinciotti : Love it. Lots of body.
Jackie Burkhart : And his body?
Donna Pinciotti : Love it. Lots of hair.
Jackie Burkhart : How 'bout his car?
Donna Pinciotti : I love it. Trans Ams kick ass.
Jackie Burkhart : So, hair, body and car. The big three. The Holy Trinity of Love.
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Jackie Burkhart : [jealous Kelso finds a guy's phone number in some cheese Jackie brought home from the shop, and calls her on the phone] Hello?
Michael Kelso : Is Phil there?
Jackie Burkhart : Who?
Michael Kelso : Phil! Some guy you kissed! I found his number in your cheese!
Jackie Burkhart : Michael, Phil's the guy who delivers the sausage.
Michael Kelso : You *tramp*!
Jackie Burkhart : No, idiot, he brings food to our store. He's our sausage guy.
Michael Kelso : TRAMP!