That '70s Show (TV Series)

Eric's False Alarm (2002)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

Quotes 

• Jackie Burkhart : [tired of Kelso spying on her]  Michael, you've lost your mind!

  Michael Kelso : Yep, and I don't miss it!

• Jackie Burkhart : [jealous Kelso finds a guy's phone number in some cheese Jackie brought home from the shop, and calls her on the phone]  Hello?

  Michael Kelso : Is Phil there?

  Jackie Burkhart : Who?

  Michael Kelso : Phil! Some guy you kissed! I found his number in your cheese!

  Jackie Burkhart : Michael, Phil's the guy who delivers the sausage.

  Michael Kelso : You *tramp*!

  Jackie Burkhart : No, idiot, he brings food to our store. He's our sausage guy.

  Michael Kelso : TRAMP!