That '70s Show (TV Series)

Going to California (2002)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

Quotes 

• [about Annette] 

  Michael Kelso : I love her.

  Eric Forman : No, you don't!

  Michael Kelso : Well, I love *parts* of her!

• [Eric decides to go to California and tell Donna how he feels instead of calling her] 

  Eric Forman : You know what? That's it. I'm goin'. I'll just show up in California, and, like, blow her mind. Yeah! I mean, when the Empire killed Luke Skywalker's aunt and uncle, did he just call them up?

  [Hyde, Jackie and Fez sigh, tired of hearing Eric's nonstop references to Star Wars] 

  Eric Forman : No! He hopped on the Millenium Falcon, and he paid a little visit to the Death Star.

• [Red, Kitty and Eric are eating supper] 

  Reginald "Red" Forman : You want to go to California to get Donna?

  Kitty Forman : You can't go to California.

  Eric Forman : But, I have to tell Donna I love her and... that she should be back here, with me.

  Kitty Forman : Oh, well, that's sweet. I think it would sound especially good on the phone, but don't call 'til after 7:00, when the rates go down.

  Eric Forman : I can't call her. I mean... if Luke Skywalker...

  [Red sighs, tired of hearing Eric's nonstop references to Star Wars] 

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Oh, would you stop! Luke Skywalker this, Luke Skywalker that. I'm sick of hearing about that little fruit.

  Eric Forman : [upset]  Luke Skywalker is *not*...! He and Leia *clearly*...! I...

  [Eric calms down] 

  Eric Forman : [quietly]  Mom, Dad. This is important.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : No. No California. You know what's important? School. You're gonna be a senior, and you need to buckle down.

  Kitty Forman : Luke Skywalker would have buckled down.