That '70s Show (TV Series)

Stone Cold Crazy (2005)

Mila Kunis: Jackie Burkhart

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Quotes 

• Donna Pinciotti : Where are they, you pervert?

  Fez : Donna, you have to leave!

  Donna Pinciotti : I'm not going anywhere without my pictures!

  Fez : Shhhh! What pictures?

  Donna Pinciotti : The naked ones of me! The ones in the Barry White record you bought!

  Fez : Ah, crap!

  [Caroline screams] 

  Caroline : [Comes into the living room with the naked pictures]  What the hell are these? And what is she doing here?

  Donna Pinciotti : Will you give me those!

  Caroline : Fez, I thought you said you lived alone!

  Fez : I do! She's just visiting, I swear! There is no one else that lives here.

  Jackie Burkhart : [Coming out of her room]  Screw this! You know, I'm not gonna sit locked up in my room with stale marshmallows! I live here, too!

  Fez : Oh, that's incredibly bad timing.

  Caroline : *Two* women?

  Fez : Okay. Caroline, I have to be honest with you. Juanita and Maria Jose are my maids.

  Caroline : Well, then. They can clean up your blood!

  [Pushes Jackie and Donna out of the way and tackles Fez] 

• Fez : [Last lines]  Okay. Here's how you make fruit salad. First, let me squeeze those melons.

  Jackie Burkhart : [the Landlord is eavesdropping on Fez and Jackie]  Oh, aren't they nice and firm?

  Fez : Yes. Now grab my banana.

  Jackie Burkhart : Oh, it's huge!

  The Landlord : [Opens the door and rushes into the apartment]  Alright, you perverts! Stop it right now!

  [sees that he was mistaken] 

  The Landlord : Another fruit salad? Why can't they ever be having sex?