That '70s Show (TV Series)

The Trials of M. Kelso (2001)

Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde

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• [Last lines] 

  Donna Pinciotti : [while the rest of the gang are hanging out in the basement, Eric, Hyde and Fez all enter the basement looking beaten up]  What the hell happened to you guys?

  Eric Forman : We got beaten up.

  Steven Hyde : By men.

  Eric Forman : By big, strong men.

  Fez : Hey, guys, as I was getting beaten I think I got to second base.

• Steven Hyde : School spirit is for losers, man. You're just, like, floating along on a conveyor belt of conformity. Like pep-rallies, extracurricular activities. washing your hair...

• Steven Hyde : Oh, damn! The janitor locked us in! No good deed goes unpunished.

  Eric Forman : How could this get any worse?

  Fez : OK, guys! We have 20 seconds until the cherry bomb I put in the toilet goes off.