- Kitty Forman: Eric, Jackie's on the phone. She wants to talk to you.
- Steven Hyde: Jackie wants to talk to Forman?
- Kitty Forman: Yes. Now, pick up, because she's been blabbering for 45 minutes and I never noticed it when she was living here, but she's not that interesting.
- Eric Forman: [while waiting to be inoculated] Actually, Kelso, there was something I wanted to say to you - OW! That hurt like a son of a bitch!
- Kitty Forman: [Deprecatingly] That was the alchohol swab!
- Eric Forman: And it was cold as hell!