- D.I. Derek Grim: [Trying to work a computer] Cutting edge of technology, cutting edge of fannying about. What's wrong with a biro, that's what I say. I'vo booted up & I'm patched in, I'm online, offline, downloaded & extremely cheesed off.
- D.C. Robert Kray: You need to intergrate your power supply at source sir.
- D.I. Derek Grim: What?
- D.C. Robert Kray: Plug it in.
- Inspector Raymond Fowler: Never forget that in the grand order of life, there are but two forces, those of order & those of chaos, and between them lies us, the thin blue line.
- P.C. Kevin Goody: So that's three forces then.
- Inspector Raymond Fowler: Two forces Constable Goody, as I've explained. The forces of order & chaos.
- P.C. Kevin Goody: And us in the middle, the police force.
- W.P.C. Maggie Habib: [Inspecting a broken window] Well it's pretty clear, he got in through the window.
- P.C. Kevin Goody: Unless of course, the window was broken after the thieves gained entry, broken from within.
- W.P.C. Maggie Habib: You mean an inside job?
- P.C. Kevin Goody: Well you've got to admit, it would all fit.
- W.P.C. Maggie Habib: What? That he'd rob his own flat?
- P.C. Kevin Goody: Exactly. Insurance claim Maggie, it's a nice little motive.
- W.P.C. Maggie Habib: All the glass is on the inside Kevin. Do you reckon that after he smashed it, he went outside, picked up all the bits & brought them back in?
- P.C. Kevin Goody: [pauses] It's possible. If his fingers are cut up, we've got our man.
- P.C. Kevin Goody: I don't want to buy the queen a present sir. She's an anti-christ.
- Inspector Raymond Fowler: I beg your pardon?
- P.C. Kevin Goody: Oh no, I mean anachist.
- [pauses]
- P.C. Kevin Goody: Oh no no, what's that word for something that's out of date & doesn't matter anymore?
- W.P.C. Maggie Habib: I think you mean an anachronisim.
- P.C. Kevin Goody: Yes that's right, the queen's an anachronism.
- P.C. Frank Gladstone: Well I thought that was someone who was scared of spiders.
- Inspector Raymond Fowler: No, no that's an arachraphobic.
- P.C. Frank Gladstone: I thought that was someone who was scared of wide open spaces.
- W.P.C. Maggie Habib: No that's agoraphobics. They can't handle going outside. Arachraphobes hate spiders.