Three's Company (TV Series)
A Man About the House (1977)
Norman Fell: Stanley Roper
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Quotes
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Stanley Roper : Look at that crack in the ceiling. You know that party caused that.
Helen Roper : The party didn't cause that.
Stanley Roper : Oh yah. Then what did?
Helen Roper : It was the earthquake last year. Oh it was exciting.
Stanley Roper : Exciting?
Helen Roper : Yah, it was the first time our bed moved in years.
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Stanley Roper : You know, Helen, you've got enough mouth for three lips!
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Stanley Roper : I wonder what game's going on up there.
Helen Roper : Oh, probably something delightfully kinky that only three can play.
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Helen Roper : If you'd go away, I'd give a party.
Stanley Roper : You know, it's a shame you don't live in India. You'd be sacred there.
Helen Roper : And contented.
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Stanley Roper : Sorry to barge in on you again like this, but me and the wife are having a little disagreement about a certain matter of, uh,
[coughs]
Stanley Roper : sex.
Chrissy : You want to borrow a book?
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Stanley Roper : Are you crazy, moving in with two girls? Not in my building, you don't!
Jack Tripper : Wait a minute, it'd be strictly platonic.
Stanley Roper : Well, I don't care what it is. What does that mean?
Helen Roper : Like you and me, Stanley.