- Janet Wood: [Larry's on his knees, pleading with Jack to come along camping] Look! An old-fashioned proposal!
- Chrissy Snow: Larry...
- Larry Dallas: Huh?
- Chrissy Snow: I don't think Jack's ready to settle down yet and have babies.
- [gives that snorting laugh again]
- Chrissy Snow: I was invited on this camping trip. So I went into Willis Department Store and I saw the cutest sleeping bag. It was red and blue with stripes. Jack! It was perfect for you for this weekend! Anyway, that's when I found this perfect little pink jumper that was on sale. And, of course, I needed shoes to go along with it, and I looked *all* over town, until I *finally* found some high heels that were comfortable...
- [by this time, Jack is fighting against dozing off]
- Janet Wood: But, Chrissy...
- Chrissy Snow: They were absolutely the wrong color and I had to have them dyed to match the purse I bought while I was shopping for the shoes.
- [Jack is falling asleep]
- Chrissy Snow: And then I needed a blazer... The salesman, oh, he was so cute...
- Janet Wood: Okay, okay, so you bought a sleeping bag.
- Chrissy Snow: No, I didn't. I spent so much money on all of these nice clothes, I didn't have anything left for the sleeping bag.
- Janet Wood: But, Chrissy, you just said you were gonna loan it to Jack.
- Chrissy Snow: Yeah! Well, I would have if I could but I can't so I won't. He's not going anywhere,
- [shrugs]
- Chrissy Snow: so what does he need it for?
- Janet Wood: [yells] Aagh!
- Chrissy Snow: [re the shabby cabin] This reminds me of my grandfather's farm.
- Janet Wood: Farm?
- Chrissy Snow: Yeah, the little house at the back of the big house.
- Jack Tripper: [upright, stuck in sleeping bag] Lana, am I glad to see you!
- Lana Shields: [exults] Oh!
- Jack Tripper: Could you please unzip me?
- Lana Shields: [elated] I thought you'd never ask!
- Larry Dallas: [two more visitors to the cabin] What are you doing here?
- Janet Wood: Well, you said we could come and visit sometime.
- Chrissy Snow: Yeah, and this is the only sometime we have some time.
- Ralph Furley: Lana, I hate to throw my macho around, but either you come back with me now, or I go back to town alone!
- Lana Shields: [coolly] Drive safely.