Three's Company (TV Series)

Chrissy Come Home (1978)

John Ritter: Jack Tripper

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Quotes 

• Chrissy Snow : [comes rushing in with letter]  Oh, this is terrible! My father's coming to preach a sermon!

  Janet Wood : Here?

  Chrissy Snow : No, in the church.

  Janet Wood : Chrissy, when's your father coming?

  Chrissy Snow : Today! His plane lands at two-thirty! Oh, no, look!

  [tosses the letter onto the kitchen table] 

  Jack Tripper : He should have brought that with him and saved himself a stamp.

  Janet Wood : It took over a week to get here. Oh, no!

  Jack Tripper : From Fresno?

  [goes through rest of mail] 

  Jack Tripper : What else did our efficient postal service bring us? Any Christmas cards or nice magazines? No, just bills! They always get here right on time!

  [throws down the stack] 

  Chrissy Snow : This is terrible. He can't see us like this!

  Janet Wood : [with irony]  Well, you're right. This apartment is a wreck.

  [looks around her, everything is of course fairly spick and span] 

  Chrissy Snow : It's worse than that!

  Janet Wood : Oh, Chrissy, that's an exaggeration. I mean, your Dad's been here before. He knows how we live.

  Chrissy Snow : *Things have changed since then!*

  Jack Tripper : What things?

  Chrissy Snow : You used to be Eleanor.

  Jack Tripper : Hey, level with me, was my operation a success?

  [flutters eyelashes] 

  Janet Wood : Jack, last time Chrissy's father came down, Eleanor was still our roommate.

  Jack Tripper : Oh, Chrissy, don't worry about it. I'm sure your father's gonna like me.

  Chrissy Snow : [whines]  Oh...

  Jack Tripper : Chrissy, I'll be on my best behavior.

  Chrissy Snow : [whines even more]  No...

  [clasps her hands over her head] 

  Jack Tripper : Thank you for the vote of confidence.

• Chrissy Snow : Oh, Jack, I want you to do something in my bedroom too!

  Jack Tripper : That's an even better idea!

  [imitates bawdy dancing] 

  Janet Wood : Wait. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. And just what did you have in mind?