Three's Company (TV Series)
Chrissy's Date (1977)
Joyce DeWitt: Janet Wood
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Jack Tripper : [they're playing Scrabble] Hold it, hold it, you can't use a word like *that*!
Janet Wood : I'm not finished yet. L, E, "title."
Jack Tripper : Oh, sorry.
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Jack Tripper : [as Chrissy returns] You're back early.
Janet Wood : What did Lloyd do when you told him you knew he was married?
Chrissy Snow : He went home to change his pants.
[smiles]
Jack Tripper : [still enjoying his cream cake, nods, smiles] Now that's class.
Chrissy Snow : But first he told me something that I didn't know.
Jack Tripper : What's that?
Chrissy Snow : He's divorced.
[flicks Jack's cream cake up against his nose]
Janet Wood : Divorced?
Chrissy Snow : Yes. For over a year.
Janet Wood : Oh.
[quickly puts down her cream cake]
Jack Tripper : Excuse me while I go change into a clean face.
[goes off]
Janet Wood : Oh, gee, Chrissy, I'm sorry, we didn't know.
Chrissy Snow : Oh, that's all right, as long as everything turned out okay.
Janet Wood : And you don't mind he was married before?
Chrissy Snow : Why not? We've got a second-hand radio,
[with glowing smile:]
Chrissy Snow : but it still makes beautiful music.
Janet Wood : Yeah, but it takes a long time to warm up.
Chrissy Snow : Well, he *doesn't.*
[shakes her head]
Janet Wood : Okay. Good.
Jack Tripper : [returns from bathroom, still toweling face] Chrissy, I'm sorry. I promise I won't knock Lloyd anymore.
Chrissy Snow : Good. Because I'm going away with him for the weekend.
Jack Tripper : [seethes] I'll knock him flat on his face!
Chrissy Snow : [shrugs] It's only for a business conference!
Jack Tripper : You believe that?
Chrissy Snow : Yes, he needs a secretary...
Jack Tripper : I need a breath of fresh air!
[walks out]
Janet Wood : Look, Chrissy, you know that I don't like to interfere...
Chrissy Snow : Yeah, *don't*!
Janet Wood : Okay.
[nervous chuckle]
Janet Wood : But... you are too trusting, you know? I mean, what is all this business nonsense he's giving you? You can't believe that!
Chrissy Snow : [insists] It is going to be nothing but work. Besides, even if it isn't, it's my affair. I, I mean, I don't mean "affair," I mean it is my problem. Uh, I don't mean "problem" either, it's just... I mean... Ah!
[storms off]
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[last lines]
Chrissy Snow : [unpacking in a huff, tossing clothes towards Janet] Lloyd Cross! That's it! I have learned my lesson! I am *through* with men!
Janet Wood : Oh, come on, Chrissy! You mean to tell me that if Robert Redford came to the door right now, you would send him away?
Chrissy Snow : I would.
Janet Wood : *What?*
Chrissy Snow : Well, I'd have to fix my hair and makeup first,
[smiles]
Chrissy Snow : and then I'd let him in.
Janet Wood : I'm so glad things are getting back to normal around here.
Jack Tripper : [appears ftom bathroom, brushing teeth] I just thought of something. You are very lucky.
Chrissy Snow : Lucky?
Jack Tripper : Yeah. If you'd have married that guy, you'd have to go through your whole life as Chrissy Cross. You see, the...
[slips and falls backwards into bathroom, the girls just walk away]