Three's Company (TV Series)

Cyrano de Tripper (1977)

Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow

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Quotes 

• Chrissy Snow : It's the guy I've been dating, remember?

  Jack Tripper : Yeah, Michael the gourmet Winthrop.

  Chrissy Snow : Don't talk about him like that, I happen to like him. And I've invited him here for dinner.

  Jack Tripper : Dinner? You planning to send out?

  Chrissy Snow : No, he's expecting me to cook.

  Jack Tripper : You? Chrissy, you can't cook. Don't you remember what happened when you tried to make spaghetti?

  Chrissy Snow : Well, I just wanted to make sure that it was thoroughly mixed with the sauce.

  Jack Tripper : But you don't do that in a blender. You made a spaghetti malted.

  Chrissy Snow : Oh, I just thought it would be faster.

  Jack Tripper : The correct way is to mix the sauce in a bowl, then pour it gently over the spaghetti.

  Chrissy Snow : See, you just taught me how to make biscetti.

• [last lines] 

  Chrissy Snow : So you were right. That Michael is a creep.

  Janet Wood : What?

  Jack Tripper : Creep?

  Janet Wood : I thought you were *crazy* about him. Then what happened?

  Chrissy Snow : Well, after you two went down to the Regal Beagle, we *finally* sat down to dinner and he said that he loved it.

  Janet Wood : And then?

  Chrissy Snow : Then he turned the lights down, put on some soft music, and he said he was ready for dessert.

  Jack Tripper : What's wrong with that?

  Chrissy Snow : When a guy says he's ready for dessert and he really means the chocolate mousse, it's time to say goodbye!

  [both Jack and Janet drop their heads, and Chrissy sits pouting]