- Chrissy Snow: It's the guy I've been dating, remember?
- Jack Tripper: Yeah, Michael the gourmet Winthrop.
- Chrissy Snow: Don't talk about him like that, I happen to like him. And I've invited him here for dinner.
- Jack Tripper: Dinner? You planning to send out?
- Chrissy Snow: No, he's expecting me to cook.
- Jack Tripper: You? Chrissy, you can't cook. Don't you remember what happened when you tried to make spaghetti?
- Chrissy Snow: Well, I just wanted to make sure that it was thoroughly mixed with the sauce.
- Jack Tripper: But you don't do that in a blender. You made a spaghetti malted.
- Chrissy Snow: Oh, I just thought it would be faster.
- Jack Tripper: The correct way is to mix the sauce in a bowl, then pour it gently over the spaghetti.
- Chrissy Snow: See, you just taught me how to make biscetti.
- [last lines]
- Chrissy Snow: So you were right. That Michael is a creep.
- Janet Wood: What?
- Jack Tripper: Creep?
- Janet Wood: I thought you were *crazy* about him. Then what happened?
- Chrissy Snow: Well, after you two went down to the Regal Beagle, we *finally* sat down to dinner and he said that he loved it.
- Janet Wood: And then?
- Chrissy Snow: Then he turned the lights down, put on some soft music, and he said he was ready for dessert.
- Jack Tripper: What's wrong with that?
- Chrissy Snow: When a guy says he's ready for dessert and he really means the chocolate mousse, it's time to say goodbye!
- [both Jack and Janet drop their heads, and Chrissy sits pouting]