Three's Company (TV Series)
The Root of All Evil (1980)
Joyce DeWitt: Janet Wood
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Quotes
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Jack Tripper : You are the proud owner of 1637 hurt me dollars.
Chrissy Snow : Oh. shrieks
Janet Wood : I think that finally got her.
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Chrissy Snow : And we're going to split this money 50-50.
Janet Wood : Chrissy!
Chrissy Snow : Oh wait, Jack. You're also a partner.
Jack Tripper : No, no.
Chrissy Snow : Yes. You went to the track and made the bet. We're going to split this 50-50-50.
Jack Tripper : No, no.
Chrissy Snow : Yes. It's share and share alike.
Jack Tripper : Aw
Janet Wood : Yeah
Jack Tripper : We're the three musketeers.
Chrissy Snow : Yeah, we're like a candy bar.
Jack Tripper : No.
Chrissy Snow : Yes.
Jack Tripper : Some sweets and some nuts.
Janet Wood : Gosh, what are we going to do with all of this money?
Jack Tripper : It's going to be a lot less after the fourth musketeer takes his share.
Chrissy Snow : What?
Jack Tripper : The tax collector.
Janet Wood : If we're smart, the first we would do is take at least three months rent and put it away.
Chrissy Snow : Yeah, and we'll still have a lot left over.
Jack Tripper : We should go down to the bank tomorrow and open ourselves a joint savings account.
Janet Wood : Oh what a good idea. Then it will be earning interest.