The comedy segment is telling audience members about eccentric distant relatives, with photos. Bob Hope comes out to promote his upcoming Christmas special. He says the first Christmas show he did was in 1948, at a base for the Berlin Airlift. A clip from the upcoming special is shown. At Johnny's urging he tells some stories from growing up; when he was a paperboy, one customer was John D. Rockefeller Sr. He also describes his brief career as a boxer. Jimmy Tingle does a stand-up comedy routine. Ellen Greene talks about her recent career, and then talks about problems she has recently had involving her pet turtle. She had been scheduled to sing, but the show runs out of time.
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