The Tracey Ullman Show (TV Series)
Episode #2.2 (1987)
Julie Kavner: Becky, Becky's Mother, Marge Simpson
Quotes
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[Becky the pharmacist dials a phone number and a voice-message comes on]
Becky's Father : [voice-over] Hi, this is Joe.
Becky's Mother : [voice-over] And this is Doris.
Becky's Father , Becky's Mother : And we're the Fonzpicks!
Becky's Mother : We're not home right now. We're out enjoying our golden year.
Becky's Father : Or we're in the bedroom fooling around!
Becky's Mother : We're just out so...
Becky's Father , Becky's Mother : Leave a message after the beep!
[the awswering machine beeps]
Becky : [into the phone] Hi Mom, hi Dad. This is Roberta. You know... Becky. I just called to tell you that I'm going to kill myself, and that you're only partially to blame.
[Becky hangs up]
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[a robber breaks into the pharmacy just as Becky is swallowing various pills]
The Robber : All right! Open the cash register and give me all the money, now!
Becky : [laughs] Absolutely not!
The Robber : You wanna die?
Becky : Yes, I do!
The Robber : I'm not kidding, lady! Open the cash register now, or you'll not live to go home to sleep tonight!
Becky : Go ahead and shoot me if you want. I just took about 14 different kinds of sleeping pills that should put me to sleep forever!