- Margaret (segment "A Saucer of Loneliness"): You know who I am, don't you? You want to know what the saucer said.
- Beach Man (segment "A Saucer of Loneliness"): I already know that. 'There is, in certain living souls, a loneliness unspeakable, so great it must be shared as company is shared by lesser beings. Such a loneliness is mine. And know by this that an immensity is one lonelier than you.' And it's addressed: 'To the loneliest one'.
- Margaret (segment "A Saucer of Loneliness"): How did you know?
- Beach Man (segment "A Saucer of Loneliness"): That's what you put in the bottles, isn't it?
- Margaret (segment "A Saucer of Loneliness"): It was the only thing in my life I could call my own... the only thing I could give to anybody. I just couldn't take it anymore. I'd throw a bottle into the sea... and out went a part of my own loneliness.
- Beach Man (segment "A Saucer of Loneliness"): I found it. I found it. And it made a difference, it really did. When I read it, I knew somehow this was connected to the saucer. And when I read the words... it's like a song... I'm not explaining this right, I know.
- Margaret (segment "A Saucer of Loneliness"): On, no, it's fine. Your people thought the saucer was a ship or a weapon, but it wasn't. It was a bottle with a message inside. Only it had a much bigger ocean to cross... all of space. And without much chance of anybody finding it... but still someone sent it out.
- Narrator (voice): Message found in a bottle, sender unknown. Still alive... or long dead... the last of his species... or a traveler marooned on alien shores. Perhaps in the end, all that matters is this: that even to loneliness there is an end, and for those who are lonely enough long enough. A message cast adrift on the darkest beaches... of The Twilight Zone.
- [talking to Elvis regarding his future]
- Gary Pitkin: You are gonna give away cars like people give out sticks of gum!
- [closing narration]
- Narrator (voice): A round of hollow applause for Gary Pitkin, who tried to pay a blood debt in sequins and B-movies, and discovered, to his sorrow, that sometimes you're called back for one encore too many... in the Twilight Zone.
- [opening narration]
- Narrator (voice): Exit one Gary Pitkin, singer, impersonator, and restless subject of a dead king named Elvis Aaron Presley. A frustrated young man, born twenty-five years too late, who is about to find his own place to dwell, down at the end of lonely street, in a neighborhood called... the Twilight Zone.
- [Gary, now having taken over Elvis' life, is now in a hotel room in Vegas in the early '70s now fully in the King's persona, talking to someone off-screen]
- Gary Pitkin: His mama knew. I think. I was good, but I wasn't that good. Nah, she knew her boy was dead. Maybe that's part of what killed her. After she was gone, it was a lot easier. The rest of 'em believed it all. Maybe they wanted to believe, maybe... maybe they needed to believe. Sometimes, I wake up and I believe it myself. I've been him longer than I was me. Sometimes, I wonder if it woulda come out differently if I hadn't stolen his life. I wonder if he woulda lived to do his way. Maybe he woulda been a better King than me, maybe there woulda been no King at all. I get headaches just thinking about it. I get these terrible dreams; he won't leave me alone. I talk to him all the time. He says I still owe him. It won't be much longer now. It's been a long show.
- [singing "My Way"]
- Gary Pitkin: "But now... . the end is near..." At least I had the music. Nobody could ever take that away from me. I tried to do it all the way I remember. The way he woulda liked it, make it up to him. I did the movies, he woulda liked that. And he woulda liked Vegas too; the Bally's. But it's never enough. It's never enough. I have to live it all.
- [Gary as Elvis has been talking to a younger version of Sandra, Gary's manager in his past life]
- Sandra (segment "The Once and Future King"): You're just tired, Elvis. You're the King. You're the only King.
- Gary Pitkin: Yeah. Sometimes I think so too.
- Sandra (segment "The Once and Future King"): Is there anything I can do for you? You look so sad.
- Gary Pitkin: Nah, baby, you just -- just be yourself. That's all I could ever ask of you.
- [There's a knock at the door and one of Elvis' people brings in some of his wardrobe]
- Gary Pitkin: You got to be you.
- [the wardrobe gets hung up in Elvis' closet]
- Gary Pitkin: Look, baby, I gotta get ready. But I got something for you.
- Sandra (segment "The Once and Future King"): For me?
- [Gary as Elvis takes a sweat band from the wardrobe, dabs it a bit on his neck and puts it around Sandra. He plants a small kiss on her cheek]
- Sandra (segment "The Once and Future King"): [starstruck] Oh, Elvis. I'll never forget this. I gotta go tell my girlfriends. They'll just die!
- [she rushes to the door, but just before leaving...]
- Sandra (segment "The Once and Future King"): I love you, Elvis.