- Dale Cooper: Where's Bob now?
- "Mike" The One-Armed Man: In a large building with many rooms alike. But occupied by different souls night after night.
- Dale Cooper: What does Bob want?
- "Mike" The One-Armed Man: He is Bob, eager for fun. When he wears a smile, everybody run!
- Dale Cooper: Who are you?
- "Mike" The One-Armed Man: My name is Mike.
- Dale Cooper: What are you?
- "Mike" The One-Armed Man: I am an inhabiting spirit.
- Dale Cooper: Who is Phillip Gerard?
- "Mike" The One-Armed Man: He is host to me.
- Dale Cooper: You spoke to me in my dream, about Bob.
- "Mike" The One-Armed Man: He was my familiar.
- Dale Cooper: Where does Bob come from?
- "Mike" The One-Armed Man: That cannot be revealed.
- Dale Cooper: What does Bob want?
- "Mike" The One-Armed Man: He is Bob, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run. Do you understand the parasite? It attaches itself to a life form and feeds. Bob requires a human host. He feeds on fear and the pleasures. They are his children. I am similar to Bob. We once were partners.
- Dale Cooper: Through the darkness of futures past / The magician longs to see
- "Mike" The One-Armed Man: One chance out between two worlds / Fire walk with me. But then I saw the face of God and was purified. I took off the arm, but remained close to this vessel, inhabiting from time to time for one single purpose.
- Dale Cooper: To find Bob.
- "Mike" The One-Armed Man: To stop him. This is his true face. But few can see it. The gifted and the damned.
- Dale Cooper: Is Bob near us now?
- "Mike" The One-Armed Man: For nearly 40 years.
- Dale Cooper: Where?
- "Mike" The One-Armed Man: A large house made of wood. Surrounded by trees. The house is filled with many rooms, each alike, but occupied by different souls, night after night.
- Dale Cooper: The Great Northern Hotel.
- Harry Truman: [to Cooper] You know, you are the best lawman I've ever seen. But, Coop, sometimes you think too much.
- Bobby Briggs: Doc Hayward said you needed familiar stimulants, so we figured, what the hell, kazoos.
- Harold Smith: [to Donna] I thought you were different. You made me feel I could return to the world and find something decent, pure. But you're just like all the others. You lie. And you betray! And then you laugh about it!
- Ben Horne: Josie, this key unlocks my personal hotel safe. Now, in that safe, I have put together a fascinating dossier on you, my dear, and your late husband Andrew's little boat that went boom. So, you behave yourself, lady, or believe me when I say that I will bury you.
- Josie Packard: That's a shame. Because if anything unfortunate were to happen to me, it would lead authorities to a certain safety deposit box in a bank in another city, inside of which there is enough evidence to lock you away for three lifetimes. They'll bury us side by side.
- James Hurley: I think I owe you an apology.
- Madeleine Ferguson: Not really.
- James Hurley: Well, when we were together, you know, just talking, I felt something. I just wasn't sure.
- Madeleine Ferguson: You looked at me and you saw Laura.
- James Hurley: I guess I did.
- Madeleine Ferguson: Wanna know something kind of strange?
- James Hurley: What?
- Madeleine Ferguson: I liked it.
- James Hurley: You did?
- Madeleine Ferguson: When we were growing up, Laura and I were so close. It was scary. I could feel her thoughts, like our brains were connected or something. And when she died suddenly, I got the chance to be Laura. At least other people saw me that way. Like the way that you looked at me. I liked that too.
- James Hurley: But it was wrong.
- Madeleine Ferguson: It wasn't one thing or the other. For a while I got to be somebody different. But now I'm just me again.
- Josie Packard: I won't leave this office without my money!
- Ben Horne: Why do I sense that this isn't a negotiable position?
- Dale Cooper: Now, Gordon. What the hell is this about a Mexican Chihuahua?
- Gordon Cole: You've got a problem of a different sort here, Coop. Two and two do not always equal four.