Charlie : [Alan is looking at a photo of Charlie's old girlfriend, who is now a man] Just *look* at it.
Alan : All right. She's cute... very tall... broad shoulders...
[suddenly realizes, and screams]
Alan : Holy Mother of God!
Charlie : Welcome to the Matrix.
Alan : [after meeting Bill/Jill] Nice guy. Poker buddy?
Charlie : Yeah, I used to. And don't call me 'buddy'.
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