Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Back Off Mary Poppins (2004)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

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• Charlie Harper : Alright, are you gonna come back inside or do I have to drag you in by your big, flappy, monkey ears ?

  Rose : Listen to him, Alan. He's begging you.

  Alan Harper : No, thank you, Charlie. I am quite happy chatting out here with Rose.

  Charlie Harper : Okay. I tried to be the loving brother. You sulky little weasel.

  Rose : That really wasn't necessary, Alan.

  Alan Harper : Yes, it was. You're my friend and friends don't just abandon friends because something better comes along.

  Rose : Oh. Well, then, this might sting a bit. I have something else to do and I'm pretty sure it's better.