Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Back Off Mary Poppins (2004)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
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Quotes
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Jake Harper : You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. You know who told me that?
Alan Harper : I can guess.
Jake Harper : Uncle Charlie. You know why it's funny? 'Cause it's true!
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Charlie Harper : Alright, are you gonna come back inside or do I have to drag you in by your big, flappy, monkey ears ?
Rose : Listen to him, Alan. He's begging you.
Alan Harper : No, thank you, Charlie. I am quite happy chatting out here with Rose.
Charlie Harper : Okay. I tried to be the loving brother. You sulky little weasel.
Rose : That really wasn't necessary, Alan.
Alan Harper : Yes, it was. You're my friend and friends don't just abandon friends because something better comes along.
Rose : Oh. Well, then, this might sting a bit. I have something else to do and I'm pretty sure it's better.