Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Back Off Mary Poppins (2004)

Melanie Lynskey: Rose

Quotes 

• Rose : Believe me, Alan. I understand how hurtful it is to be rejected by Charlie and I've found that the only way to get through it is to just love him more. That, and every so often, sneak into his bedroom and try on his underwear.

• Charlie Harper : Alright, are you gonna come back inside or do I have to drag you in by your big, flappy, monkey ears ?

  Rose : Listen to him, Alan. He's begging you.

  Alan Harper : No, thank you, Charlie. I am quite happy chatting out here with Rose.

  Charlie Harper : Okay. I tried to be the loving brother. You sulky little weasel.

  Rose : That really wasn't necessary, Alan.

  Alan Harper : Yes, it was. You're my friend and friends don't just abandon friends because something better comes along.

  Rose : Oh. Well, then, this might sting a bit. I have something else to do and I'm pretty sure it's better.